Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women

    10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas
    trees you have had in the past.

9. Christmas trees don`t get mad if you use exotic electrical
    devices.

8. A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial
    one in the closet.

7. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you break one of its
    balls.

6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you look up underneath
    it.